FAQ

Really you have questions?
It's a coloring book with cute naked ladies and you color in it. it's not fucking rocket science.

Ok whatever go ahead:

Q.: Why are you doing this?
A.: I like to draw pretty ladies and I like sharing. Also money, but not a lot. Just enough to impress my 10 year-old self.

What kind of activities are in the book?

There are mazes, connect the dots, DIY haikus, crosswords, find the difference, hidden pictures, paper dolls , word searches, jumbles, and more!

Can you draw me like one of your French Girls?

Sure, can. I do commissions. Email me and we'll talk. killer@kawaiiassassins.com. Or just send me a bunch of nudes. Maybe you'll end up as a drawing, maybe just disappointing your parents. Who's to say?

What's going on in that head of yours?

Most of the time it's like unicorns having sexy with monkeys at a death metal concert, the rest of the time it's like an ice cream party at a brothel in hell and nobody is eating the buffet!

Are you just doing this one book?

Maybe. I have plans to do some more writing it may be in the form of another coloring book, or maybe it'll end up a comic or graphic novel or maybe a regular book. I don't know, we'll see.

How can I complain about this book?

Easiest way to do it is do a search on Google for "blue waffle".

How many books can I buy at once?

Let's just say no limit! But, it may take a couple weeks if I have to restock.